You ever wonder how dogs can poop on demand?

We are having an arctic cold snap here in WNC.

Today we were out making sure all the vents were closed around the house and the water pipes were covered in preparation for tonight’s freeze. The weenie dog has not been around that side of the house in two weeks, so what is the first thing he does after he sniffs the new territory?

He takes a poop.

He sniffs a further 10 feet and takes ANOTHER poop in LESS than five minutes.

He must be marking his territory.

But instead of peeing  every few inches he takes TWO poops.

Go figure.

Look how innocent he looks.